Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
and Dorian Gray held up as cautionary tales about the personal cost of immortality, anyway? In both stories, it’s an explicit plot point that they were already insufferable wankers before they became immortal.
It has been my fervent belief since that photoshoot with the mirror that Richard would make an amazing vampire
gOD WOULDN’T HE JUST??
It would almost be jumping the shark because he’d be SO PERFECT as a vampire you almost CAN’T CAST HIM AS ONE
(also there’s no particular VC vampire I think he’s a real match for. In appearance, maybe Santino? In mannerisms, I think he could be an astonishing Louis, but I just somehow doubt that with his “look” he’d be chosen for that role, which is usually cast to be a bit softer and less angular than Richard is but DAMN do I believe Richard could pull off Louis’s ENDLESS angst)
So if Bryan Fuller is doing the Vampire Chronicles, and he frequently reuses actors, does that mean there’s even a slight chance Richard Armitage could be in the Vampire Chronicles, thus killing me instantly?
Avelera 