Tag: ok i laughed
in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category
Tumblr: We want complex villains!
Tumblr: But they can’t do anything villainous or complex ever.My favorite quote on this is Lemony Snickett when a school district banned his book due to the marriage plot by the villain.
He merely responded
“I’m sorry, but I’m at a loss on how to write a villain that doesn’t do villainous things.”
Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?
Me: You mean World War I?
TT: Oh shit
I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage
that’s just New York, baby!
hermann: newton, i love you, but i regret getting you that blender.
newt, drinking toast: why’s that?
Avelera 