newt – Avelera

linddzz:

linddzz:

Bringing @avelera and I’s chat out here. Those aliens really did take care of that meatsuit they’re in. Sure they destroyed Newt’s mind, twisted the remains of his personality, turned him into the corporate douchebag he would viscerally hate and used his intellect to try to destroy the world but damn….those tailored suits…that skanky shirtless instagram selfie…. that was probably the first time in Newt’s life that he regularly exercised, wore nice clothes, and ate a vegetable

oodlesodoodles:

styyylin, whiiilen, livin it up in the city

got Chucks on with Saint Laurent

gotta kiss myself, so pretty (KSS)

(i love this song)

magemg:

Cover for my mini NewMann comic (17 pages, a continuation to this). The full comic will be featured in the Drift Anthology.

newts-geiszler:

i’m hooked into, hooked into

hooked into machine.

sailerscrimshaw:

Oh comely, I will be with you when you lose your breath,
Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left.

Commission | Patreon

newts-geiszler:

distant noises.

other voices.

pounding in my broken head.

wisesnail:

“Unscientific aside, if you’re listening to this, I’m either alive and proving what I’ve just done, in which case ha! I won! Or I’m dead and you need to know that it’s you who drove me to this, and it’s all your fault. In which case… ha! I won. Kind of.”

Newt Geiszler, ladies and gentlemen! C;

…aka relaxing after a day spent packing.

feriowind:

more newts and some stargazing at the end of the world

bae-science:

bae-science:

the precursors: human why is destroying the world taking so long

newt, who got his fifth phd in stalling for time after passing multiple ohsa inspections: IDK MAN YOU TELL ME!!!!! MAYBE YOU’RE JUST DUMB HUH YOU EVER THINK OF THAT????

i’m sorry but the idea of newt coming up with progressivly dumber and dumber excuses to why their plan isn’t working is just peak comedy to me

adam-strange:

Newmann + post-drift effects: 5/?