*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

Watching the Lord of the Rings

2000s:

Gimli: “My cousin Balin- ”

Me: Who??

2010s, after watching the Hobbit movies:

Gimli: “My cousin Balin- ”

Me:

You: Thank you for your attention

Me, an intellectual: Furthermore I think Carthage must be destroyed

YEAH!

Mirror me, selfie me, and real-life me have got to come to some sort of agreement

Me, posting a fic: You had fun writing it, it doesn’t matter if no-one reads it
Also me, obsessively refreshing my page: Give me the Validation

posting an angsty fic

me: I’m sorry!!!!

readers:

me: shit u right

me on dates

james mcavoy: is in anything

me: look at mr tumnus go

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am