On the use of “Mahal” as an Dwarven exclamation

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avelera:

Y’know, I’m often torn when writing Hobbit fic about having dwarves refer to Mahal by name as an exclamation (”Mahal bless me!”). In the books, certainly in The Hobbit, they only make sort of standard English-y exclamations like “Bless me!” and “My goodness!”, Mahal/Aule is never mentioned, and Durin is only referred to as an ancestor. 

I haven’t re-read Lord of the Rings in ages, but again I’m pretty sure that dwarves never refer to their ancestors as anything besides a proper noun in that book. They refer to Durin as a past king, but not in the same way Thorin does in The Hobbit: AUJ where he says, “What in Durin’s name is going on?” The only times the Valar are referred to in LotR that I can recall is when the elves exclaim to Elbereth in their songs, but again, her name is used more as a reference, or calling upon her, and not as a curse word or exclamation the way we’d say “God be praised!” or “Goddammit!”, simply put she is not a goddess to be worshipped with an organized religion so much as a revered figure, more of a demigoddess if anything.

The thing is, I really like what fanon has done with having dwarves talk about Aule, and having them use the Khuzdul word for his name the way we would say “God”. But Tolkien never had them do that, perhaps in part because he was a good Catholic who would never have someone use the Lord’s name in vain, especially not towards what amounted to a pagan god. 

(By the way, no one in LotR EVER refers to Eru Iluvatar the way we would say “God”, no one in LotR seems particularly aware that Iluvatar exists except maybe the Elves, but they don’t refer to him or seem to consider him a Creator to be worshipped the way we would God. Elves praise Elbereth but there’s also no sign that they worship her in any particularly religious way. Fan writers using “Eru” as a substitute for “God” as in Bilbo saying something like “Eru bless me!” is one of those little pet peeves I have that I try not to let ruin fanfics for me, because there’s not only no indication that the Hobbits are aware of the Valar (yes, including Yavanna, guys, the idea that Yavanna created the hobbits is pure fanon, her name is NEVER uttered by a hobbit anywhere in Tolkien’s works) but Tolkien has actually said that the hobbits take little to no interest in cosmology or metaphysics, they are utterly unaware of the existence of the Valar. Bilbo is a scholar for having even heard of Elbereth, the Elvish star-demigoddess.)

But I actually do like and use dwarves referring to “Mahal” in my fics, even if in the films they only ever exclaim Durin’s, and I wrestle with how to use that because Mahal just sounds natural. I think it’s different for me because Tolkien put so much less effort into the dwarven culture than he did the elvish one that I can easily imagine that he didn’t really delve into their exclamation outside of battle cries like Baruk Khazad! And I can easily imagine that Bilbo didn’t know what they were saying and so it’s possible they could say Mahal or Durin’s name in front of him without him taking much note of it as our narrator. 

Basically it comes down to cherry-picking fanon. I totally understand why people give hobbits Yavanna as a creator goddess (though I do secretly hope they know it’s not canon), and give LotR and Hobbit characters a greater knowledge of the Silmarillion events than anyone outside of elves seems to have in the actual books, but I’m also equally guilty of picking some things I like and using them so *shrug* to each their own.

The only thing I can recall in the way of religion is of ancient Numenor using the peak of Meneltarma as a kind of altar, where kings would go to pray and worship at three points during the year, before they became corrupted.

So, canonically, we have ancient Numenorians having a kind of religion or custom/culture of worship, for the king at least. I don’t know that it exists anywhere else. I could see stretching it to the Dunedain who were their descendants, perhaps having some remnant of their old customs, but that would be a kind of inference or extrapolation. I could find it believable in fanfiction, though.

But yea it always kind of throws me out of a story when someone uses “Eru bless” or something in a Hobbit’s dialogue.

(Yavanna as the Hobbits’ creator kind of bugs me, as does the whole predestination “Ones” thing with dwarves, but then I find myself getting annoyed anytime something becomes extremely pervasive in fandom that has no basis in the books to the point that people forget it’s not in the books. But then, I’m Grouchy.)

Thank you for the commentary! And yes, it’s important to note Numenor really is our only case of organized religion and it is specifically put there to demonstrate a false religion, what is essentially devil-worship (specifically of Sauron). Worshipping a false god led to the downfall of Numenor and Aragorn’s ancestors.

One thing I think that gets lost in some fandom discussions of Tolkien’s work is the actual context of his religion. Many laypeople say Tolkien’s religion pervades his work without really understanding what that means. Contrary to popular belief, it means he doesn’t put organized religion of any kind into his work, because Catholicism holds that no true, good religion could exist before the birth of Christ. Good principles could exist, like charity and selflessness, and Providence, or the hand of God could be seen in good works, but part of why Hobbits have no organized religion is because Tolkien’s work are meant to be pre-history and Christ hasn’t been born yet. It gets a little muddy there, I mean clearly Tolkien wrestled with how religion worked in his pre-history of England, and as the grandfather of modern fantasy he didn’t exactly have a model to work from for how to include it, but I find it funny how many people claim he was a religious writer but don’t seem to understand him at all, certainly his spiritual principles are visible in his works, but not his organized religion, and that’s deliberate.

And I’m totally on the same page with you in being “grouchy” about some pervasive fanon stuff, like Yavanna as creator of Hobbits, dwarves having a “One” and that being the word for it, etc. (though I don’t mind little details like “ghivashel” because I think it’s cute). I think what irritates me more is when fanfic becomes a fanfic of a fanfic, ie when people new to the fandom don’t seem to realize that fandom staples like “Eru” being said and the dwarven “One” were made up by one fic writer early in the fandom, either on purpose or by accident due to a misunderstanding of Tolkien’s text, and then proliferated. So long as people choose their fanon with knowledge that it is fanon, I don’t mind, I just tend to sigh when it doesn’t seem clear that they know it’s not canon. 

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Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month

The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man. 

That’s excellence.

Let’s not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.

Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:

  • chose to take on his slave grandmother’s last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
  • grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which just— is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
  • he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
  • even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond Dantés, Dumas also based on himself).
  • (…a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y’all.)
  • famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, “My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.”
  • for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, “…sorry about the hella racism,” and had Dumas’s ashes reinterred at the Panthéon of Paris, bc if you’re gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumas’s more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
  • and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering “lost” works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.

ALSO IMPORTANT:

SWAG

I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.

when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGH because basically

  • daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman 
  • he invaded egypt
  • the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord”
  • then napoleon showed up
  • napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus
  • the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually”
  • this did not make napoleon happy
  • in fact it made him jealous
  • napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud

I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.

General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like this…

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…and like this…

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…while “Napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus“…

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😀

I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lot…

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he was also a foodie.

He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.

can’t let this go by without adding this

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young alexandre… was super hot

And he knew it too.

Damn. He was quite the dandy back in the day.

Top 12 Most Unfuckable Men in Dragon Age (according to lesbians)

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12. Zevran Arainai

Zevran is the least unfuckable man in Dragon Age because he wouldn’t make it weird. He’d give you a nice lay, do a good job, and then high-5 you afterwards. He’s nice-looking and experienced and would overall be an almost not-unpleasant experience. If there was a gun to my head and someone forcing me to pick a Dragon Age man to fuck, it would be Zevran.

11. RDP Sten

I say Realistic DAO Project Sten and not regular Sten because frankly RDP Sten is the true Sten. Honestly, look at this man. Assuming you didn’t die during intercourse, he’d make you breakfast the next morning, then reshackle your roof and do your taxes. RDP Sten would take care of you. RDP Sten would treat you right.

10. Justice

…as long as he gave Anders’ body a bath first, because wow he sure is a guy who lives in a sewer. Justice is a friendly Fade spirit curious about the mortal world and its many wonders. Fucking Justice would be a nice opportunity to show an otherworldly being a good time. Not to mention the novelty. Think of the puns you could make afterwards. “It was a spiritual experience.” “It was truly righteous.” “Justice isn’t easy–no, Justice is hard.”

9. Alistair

Alistair is inexperienced, but a nice boy. You could show him a good time, and then pat him on the head and give him a cookie afterwards. He’s funny and nice and if you aren’t his first lay, it’ll probably be Morrigan and she would probably turn into a spider halfway through just to fuck with him. I’m willing to fuck him just to spare him that being his first time. Alistair might make it weird and try to give you a flower or something, but he’s young and easily dissuaded. Fucking Alistair would be acceptable and satisfying in some ways.

8. Iron Bull

He ugly, but otoh, monster dong, if you’re into that. Iron Bull wouldn’t make it weird emotionally, but he would definitely make it weird sexually. Assuming you survived, you would have a hell of a story. I would bring that up at every cocktail party I went to for the rest of my life. “I fucked a minotaur man,” I’d say, sipping my martini. “He had an eyepatch, and a dong the size of your forearm. I’m lucky to have survived.” The party guests gasp and fan themselves at the scandal.

7. Nathaniel Howe

I have no feelings either way about fucking Nathaniel Howe. I would show up, do the deed, and leave. Maybe give him a thumbs up, to be polite. My entire soul doesn’t rebel against the concept, but neither can I think of any benefits to fucking Nathaniel Howe.

6. Sebastian Vael

I wouldn’t hate to fuck Sebastian, and he seems nice, I guess. He’d be on par with Nate, except for the fact that he’s a devout fantasy Catholic. I’m morally opposed to fucking Catholics, because I don’t like Catholicism, and because I don’t want to deal with their ensuing guilt. I would tolerate fucking Sebastian.

5. Fenris

Fenris is objectively one of the best-looking men in Dragon Age, but oh lord, the canon romance path is so much. I’d do it just so I could touch his pretty hair, but I’d feel real bad about it. I like fenris. I don’t wanna cause him troubles. On the other hand, Isabela seems to manage it without much emotional fallout, so perhaps it would be alright. Fucking Fenris might be perfectly fine, but it might end terribly for all involved. As a lesbian I’m not gonna risk it.

4. Anders

Anders is a nasty sewer man who has no particularly attractive physical features to make up for it. He’d probably be an alright lay, but if you fucked him he’d definitely fall in love with you. Possibly he’d have already been in love with you for like three years. Then post-fuck he’d say a lot of weird stuff and ask to move into your house, and you’d be so worried about his eating habits and his stress that you’d be like “sure :)”, and then you’d have to change your name and flee the city to escape. Don’t fuck Anders.

3. Blackwall

I previously had Blackwall a spot higher, but then when I went to google a picture of him I realized he actually looks okay. Lumberjack aesth. Nice beard. Probably nice chest hair. Good muscles. But he’s also kind of a stinky old man who is kind of like your dad, and he would make his weird guilt issues your problem. I’d rather not, although I grant that if he was a couple decades younger he might be Acceptable.

2. Cullen

I would really hate to fuck Cullen. I find him morally repugnant, physically unimpressive, and overall pathetic and vile. Not to mention that he seems like the kind of sexually inexperienced dude to just try inserting Tab A into Slot B with no foreplay–but then, would you really want foreplay from this guy? At least it would all be over within 5 minutes and then you could make your escape through the window.

1. Solas

Solas is the absolute most unfuckable man in Dragon Age. Not only is he bald, and a genocidal maniac, but he would also get weirdly hung up on you. Then he’d like, haunt your dreams. “Vhenaaaaaaan,” you hear every night forever, to your horror. “You’re not like other girls,” he says, before showing you a picture of his fursona, which is a wolf. I would rather do literally anything else but fuck Solas. I thank G-d every day that Solas is not real, and that I am in no danger of ever fucking him. Solas is the least fuckable man in Dragon Age.