slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit:
Bilbo: So, I’m bi-
Thorin:
*gasps hopefully*
Bilbo:
-lingual. Bilingual. I can speak two languages.
Thorin: Oh *sips water disappointedly*
Bilbo:
I also like guys.
Thorin:
*spits out water*
slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit:
Bilbo: So, I’m bi-
Thorin:
*gasps hopefully*
Bilbo:
-lingual. Bilingual. I can speak two languages.
Thorin: Oh *sips water disappointedly*
Bilbo:
I also like guys.
Thorin:
*spits out water*
i do not consider myself to be a particularly spiritual person, that is, i do not believe that incorporeal beings inhabit this universe, or that forces of good or evil influence our existence in any way…but listen, doctor newton geiszler is a literal demon

WELL DONE LA LA LAND
HOWEVER-