HA! – Avelera

slightly-taller-than-a-hobbit:

Bilbo: So, I’m bi-

Thorin:

*gasps hopefully*

Bilbo:

-lingual. Bilingual. I can speak two languages.

Thorin: Oh *sips water disappointedly*

Bilbo:

I also like guys.

Thorin:

*spits out water*

hermanngottliebsuggestion:

i do not consider myself to be a particularly spiritual person, that is, i do not believe that incorporeal beings inhabit this universe, or that forces of good or evil influence our existence in any way…but listen, doctor newton geiszler is a literal demon