“Are
you doing this deliberately because you know I just ironed these
trousers?” Hermann grumbled as Newton crawled on to his lap. Newton
said nothing for a moment, looking at him and taking the notepad that
Hermann from his hands, dumping it unceremoniously on the floor.
Hermann’s brows furrowed. Newton was careful to keep the pressure off
of his bad hip, but his pants were already completely rumpled and
Hermann had a presentation to worry about.
“Nah, I
just want attention. You’ve been so caught up in your talks and your
presentations lately that I’ve been feeling… neglected. C’mon. I’m
way more interesting, right? Huh? Your man? Your husband who loves
ya? Who is always ready to go at a moments notice for you?” Newton said, brows raising in a way that might have been meant
to be suggestive but ended up vaguely comical. Hermann sighed,
looking to his notepad. He wasn’t as irritated by his behavior as he
might have been years and years before; now, he found his desire for
Hermann’s attention something he should boast to others about. The
way that Newton desired him
was an intoxicating thought.
But
not at that moment. At that moment, he needed to do last minute prep
for his presentation. Which was in ten minutes. The last thing he needed was to
get worked up before he had to speak on technical matters to a room
full of academics.
“Neglected?
I hardly neglect you, Newton. I’ve been busy, of course, but you’ve
been with me doing your own presentations. We’re on this tour together.” Hermann said, hands
resting on Newton’s sides. It was one of his favorite places to
touch, soft and warm, comforting and familiar. Newton’s arms draped
over his shoulders, and he pressed their foreheads together. He had a
habit of trying to get as close as he could physically; the man had
no respect for personal space when it came to Hermann (not that he
was complaining, really, but the timing was all wrong).
“I
know, but between presentations you know I’m all yours. A resource
you’re greatly
under-utilizing.” Newton whined.
“Don’t
try to tempt me using my distaste for wasted resources. You aren’t a
resource, you’re my husband, and I have literally… eight minutes
now before I have to go out there, and the walk will take me two. I
don’t have time for this!” Hermann plead with him, but there was no
finality to his voice. The truth of the matter was that if Newton
wanted him to stay where he was, he would. He would skip the
presentation. He would cancel the whole damned tour and stay in bed
with Newton for the next month if he wanted it.
But
Newton just smiled, leaning in to kiss him. It wasn’t a chaste kiss,
but it wasn’t passionate either. It was comfortable, their mouths
slotting together the way they always did, lazy and familiar.
Hermann’s heart still beat a little harder, though, and when Newton
pulled back he couldn’t help but sigh.
“You
do love making things difficult for me, don’t you?” Hermann smiled.
“You
know it, grandpa. Now come on. The sooner you get this presentation
done the sooner we can go back to the hotel and bang.” Newton said,
voice cheerful as he removed himself from his lap. Hermann wasn’t
sure exactly when Newton saying the word ‘bang’ had conditioned a
Pavlovian reaction to occur within his body, but the moment he said
it his cheeks began to heat up and he found himself thankful that he
went with boxer-briefs that day to accompany his baggy trousers.
“You
little devil.” Hermann mumbled as he stood.
“Your
little devil.” Newton grinned, fixing his tie. “Now go get ‘em,
tiger.”