idonotbitemythumbatyou:

Latest stories meme

Tagged by @holoxam

Opening lines of your latest 10 stories. And talk about them I think?? Idk  

Starting from the most recent!

  1. “Darla was woken by silence, and a sudden rush of cold. She shouldn’t have fallen asleep on the couch.”  This was a speed writing exercise and turned into the start of a pretty neat little story about a middle aged lesbian living in the woods with only her large dog (which might be a werewolf), for company, and some unpleasant Fae creatures closing in on the house. I might pick this up and turn it into a proper story.

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You guys don’t understand, #10 is so funny I was literally crying laughing, I can’t wait until @idonotbitemythumbatyou can post it.

Prompt: Hermann is very touch-starved, nd Newt starts to notice. He won’t let it slide.

hermannsthumb:

oh god. my weakness.


They’re into nearly a month of co-habitation when Newt finally brings it up. They’re together on the sofa, Newt shoveling take-out pizza down his throat and Hermann flipping through TV channels, and suddenly Hermann reaches out and curls his pinkie finger delicately over Newt’s. Newt swallows his mouthful of pizza. Hermann’s eyes are fixed straight ahead. Newt knows this signal, of course–Hermann wants Newt to take his hand, maybe kiss it (Hermann likes that a lot) or rub his thumb in little circles over Hermann’s knuckles. “If you want to hold hands with me, dude,” Newt says, with a grin, “you could always just hold my hand.”

“I don’t know what you mean,” Hermann says, but he looks pleased when Newt threads their fingers together anyway. Later, when the lights have dimmed and his head migrates to Newt’s shoulder, he clears his throat until Newt takes the hint and loops his arm around Hermann instead. Newt squeezes Hermann’s cotton-clad bicep, and Hermann hums happily and nuzzles the side of Newt’s neck. “Thank you, Newton.”

Newt laughs. “For what?”

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The Limits of Reason

kingfindekano:

Chapters: 11/11

Words: 74,119

Summary:

2:23 AM in the secrecy of a lab he technically had no authorization to enter, using a scrapped-together Pons System to mind-meld with a war criminal. Not one facet of the situation set Hermann at ease, or was flattering, or was even particularly justifiable.

Hermann had zero compunctions laying the blame on the part of his mind Newt had leaked into during their brief Drift all those years ago. The part that gave him familiarity with metabolic pathways, an ungodly love of caffeine, and the harebrained audacity required to kidnap his former labmate and take the matter of curing him into his own hands.

In which Hermann embarks on a quest through Newt’s mind, and love is rarely rational.

Tags: Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb, Fortune Favors The Brave, Slow Burn, Mind Control Aftermath & Recovery, Precursors, Mutual Pining, Unsexy Tentacles, Life Forcing Hermann to Confront the Fact He’s Something of a Hero, Quality Life Advice from Uncle Illia, Diner Dates, Strange Weather, Love Confessions, Kissing, Fighting Monsters with the Man You’ve Been Pining Over for Half Your Life, Brief Appearances by Jake Pentecost and Mako Mori, In This Fic We Flagrantly Disregard Mako’s Death

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Chapter eleven: Sutures, a duck pond, and a dinner party. We’ve finally reached the end! Thank you to everyone who’s been reading along the past few months, and I hope you all enjoy this final installment of TLOR ❤

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Chapter One

idonotbitemythumbatyou:

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Apologies. New Phone. Who is this?

Or: the pettiest thing the Precursors ever did.

By I Do Not Bite My Thumb At You

Because.

You know.

There was a long pause. As though Newton was genuinely expecting him to “know” something. Hermann’s allotted dinner time was nearly up and he was getting impatient with this little runaround.

                                                    I really don’t.

The response came almost instantaneously:

I miss you.

A year after his departure, Hermann receives a text message from Newton for seemingly no reason. A dumb little drabble based on this ask from @sarah1281

The End of the Line

ao3feed-geiszlergottlieb:

The End of the Line

by

Newt, for his part, has always gravitated more toward monster movies than superhero films, and Hermann’s memories of them are rather fuzzy, so they are both going in with very little knowledge of what to expect. Hermann is sure it will be fine, though.

This is his first mistake.

Words: 2116, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2MCyPru

The Limits of Reason: Chapter 10

kingfindekano:

Chapter: 10/11

Words: 68071

“I will end this Drift once Newt’s mind is whole again,” said Hermann, “and not a moment before.”

“Very well. Have it your way, Doctor!”

And one of the Precursors that had stood silent sentry over Alice winked into existence a few feet from Hermann, directly in his and Newt’s path out of the vast room. In the benthic lighting its black eyes gleamed, and it tipped its bone-crested head to the side. It had shed most of the flora that had overtaken it, though a slender vine curled still about one of its legs. Eye contact was at once stomach-turning and hypnotic: Hermann, neck craned to meet that cruel gaze, could not seem to look away.

But then Newt gave a shout of surprise, and slipped suddenly out of Hermann’s peripheral vision. In alarm Hermann turned: the second Precursor had materialized behind them and hauled Newt away into its grasp, imprisoning him in its four long arms. Valiantly Newt kicked his legs in protest, but he could not writhe himself free. The rain grew colder, though it did not intensify beyond a soft patter.

Chapter ten — a good many familiar things, a downfall, and a showdown. Alternatively titled: Maybe The Real Monsters Were The Love Of Your Life’s Abandonment Issues And Self-Doubt All Along (Though The Precursors Are Pretty Gross, Too).

As dear as chapters six through nine are to me, I think this one wins out for my favorite overall. Everything comes to a head at last in this chapter, and I’m very excited for you guys to read it!

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Chapter One

Asylum – unwittingcatalyst – DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

unwittingcatalyst:

For Zari Tomaz Week 2018, Day 3:  Favorite Relationship

This story is about several of Zari’s friendships on the Waverider, and also about the aftermath for her of the ep “Daddy Darhkest”:

In the days after she met young Nora Darhk, Zari found herself drifting into a closed-in space inside of herself, waking already on edge with little sense of having gotten real rest and with heavy darkness pushing her down into cramped spaces. Sometimes, she turned a corner in a corridor on the ship only to find her heart suddenly pounding, her head dizzy, her feet unsteady on the metal floor.

Maybe it was seeing the inside of a mental institution only a decade or so removed from her own time spent in a similar place. Maybe it was the despair in Nora Darhk’s eyes, or the knowledge that the girl had spent two more decades institutionalized and preyed upon by a monster before they met her and she tried to kill them. Maybe it was even the moment Zari had been about to be skewered with glass shards by the demon inside the girl, though that moment had been over before Zari had been able to begin to feel anything but numb disbelief.

But now, now she felt the panic, but not at that, so much. As though being wheeled around that asylum had unlocked something in her, Zari was feeling terrors she’d shut away for years.

Thanks to my beta readers @purpleyin, @becauseitallmatters, and @timetravelingpalmer!!!

Asylum – unwittingcatalyst – DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Hmm, for the prompts, maybe your take on ‘Newt lures Hermann back to his apartment for the purposes of forcing hiim to Drift with Alice’ with it up to you whether he succeeds or not? Possibly tied in with the meta on Hermann’s nightmares being the Precursors attempting to lure him to them?

sarah1281:

idonotbitemythumbatyou:

Using my free 30 minutes of WiFi to post this!

Hahaha!! Oh man is this a trap!? People already give me shit for my angst!! (Lovingly. Lovingly, I mean.) ok I’m combining this with a prompt from @sarah1281 that I won’t say because it’ll spoil the ending!

“Hermann. I told you at drinks. I want us to be together again.” Newt flopped his arms in exaggerated exasperation, a second pons rig rattling in his hand matching the one already afixed to his own head, “you said you felt the same!”
“I didn’t know you meant like this!” Hermann couldn’t tear his eyes away from the grotesque undulations of the brain suspended in the sickly yellow glowing tank.
“Oooh she’s excited to meet you Hermann!” Newt said, “look she’s practically doing backflips.”

Why hadn’t he known Newt meant like this? He’d left the year before for a lucrative job in the private sector putting him at odds with once ironclad held beliefs. Putting him at odds with Hermann, for something he had never professed to care about. Why had he assumed that Newt – who had once been as pedantic about social justice as Hermann was about prime numbers – would ever prefer money to morality?
He had been so desperate to believe that newt still wanted him. That he regretted leaving so suddenly that he’d accepted Newt’s invitation to go up to his place.
“You should know…” He said as he was unlocking the door. “I’m living with someone. But it’s not what it looks like.” Hermann should have left then but his pride saw him through the door. He couldn’t let on that he’d been expecting anything. Even though Newt had pressed his thigh against his, and traced his palm with his finger and – wait a moment – actually said “I want us to be together again.” So what was this about living with someone.
Hermann had followed him into the should-have-been-suspicious empty and sterile-looking apartment.
He had glared in bewilderment as Newt had called up to someone “Alice! I’m hoooome! And guess who I brought wiiith me!”
Curiosity then led him to follow Newt up the perilous stairs to his bedroom. When he saw what “Alice” was, he had bolted in the other direction. He stumbled down the stairs, slowed enough that Newt easily grabbed him by the elbows and dragged him back up.
“It’s not what it looks like.” He insisted.
And that was how he found himself here. With a madman waving a pons rig in his face and tied to a chair. Like a fool
But then again, what should he have assumed? That Newt had been secretly cloning Kaiju parts for the sake of continued drifts and had since become addicted to the rush and possessed by a hostile alien hivemind? “Alice” suctioned another curious tentacle to the glass and a panicky shudder of adrenaline roiled down Hermann’s spine.
“I’m not interested in another neural ménage e’tois!” Hermann shouted, struggling against his bonds. “Once was quite enough. Thank you! Very! Much!”
“Hey hey hey!” Newt hurried to kneel before him and placed firm hands on his retrained wrists. This close up, Hermann could see a tiny dribble of blood threatening to spill from Newt’s nose. “Hermann. Sh sh shhh!” He rubbed a soothing thumb across his wrists, “I know it’ll be an adjustment, getting used to a third in our relationship but you’ve got to give Them a chance! You won’t regret it. It’ll be the three of us against the world!”
“Literally.”
Newt shook his head fondly, like a husband in a 1950’s sitcom. “Trust me Hermann, I’ve perfected this. It’ll be so much smoother than you remember. And afterwards, you’ll be here with me. We’re going to be like kings together. We’re going to be together.”
And he sounded so sweetly sincere – so like himself – that Hermann was momentarily moved to stillness. Long enough for Newt to carefully place the pons rig on his head like a coronation.
“I’ve had this second rig prepared for you for so long.” Newt murmured, his voice as gentle and loving as his icy fingers on Hermann’s scalp. With a final stroke of Hermann’s cheek he went to prepare the drift.
Hermann knew that this was it. There would be no last minute rescue. He’d told Tendo not to worry. Insisted on going to see Newt instead of him. He had brushed off Tendo’s proposed check in call. And now it was too late.
“You ready, babe?” Newt said, looking every bit like a groom spotting his soon-be-spouse at the end of the isle.
Hermann ground his jaw and stayed furiously silent. Newt sat in a chair beside his, squeezed Hermann’s hand in his left, and held the button panel in his right.
He leaned back and closed his eyes, fully prepared for the impending rush, Hermann gripped the arms of his chair, the lights flickered like a cheap Hollywood effect and Newt pushed the button.
Hermann was so focused on the button (and it had been so dramatically appropriate) that it took him a moment to notice that the lights had flickered and not come back.
All of them. The entire apartment had gone dark. The ambient humming of appliances was replaced by a shuddering groan, and a strange heavy silence.

Shanghai was dark.

“No.” Newt mashed the button. “No no no no no…”
Hermann’s eyes took a moment to adjust to the darkness. He could see that Newt was concentrating all his energy on the panel. And just as shouts and chaos began to drift up from the far far down streets of Shanghai the most salient detail of the entire scene drifted into focus.
The tank had gone still.

Oh, was this for “Newt was saved by something completely ridiculous such as a power outage”? This was great. Well Hermann and Newt are going to have a LOT to talk about. And some rehab to consider. Tendo nice and there. I know Newt’s upset and all but I hope he unties Hermann before too long. That’s extremely rude. The weird touchingness of Newt wanting Hermann back but also wanting him to be all brainwashed and destroying the world and horror…Hermann is going to need a hot minute before wanting to get back on this train. And wow Hermann just doesn’t want to assume anything even though Newt was feeling him up and saying he wants to be together. That is so him. 

And who gives you shit for your angst? That’s definitely not a thing I would ever do. Does not sound like me at all. 

Hi! Really enjoy reading your drabbles. ❤️ Can you do “I just ironed these pants” for Newmann? Hope you have a nice day!

wittygaypuns:

“Are
you doing this deliberately because you know I just ironed these
trousers?” Hermann grumbled as Newton crawled on to his lap. Newton
said nothing for a moment, looking at him and taking the notepad that
Hermann from his hands, dumping it unceremoniously on the floor.
Hermann’s brows furrowed. Newton was careful to keep the pressure off
of his bad hip, but his pants were already completely rumpled and
Hermann had a presentation to worry about.

“Nah, I
just want attention. You’ve been so caught up in your talks and your
presentations lately that I’ve been feeling… neglected. C’mon. I’m
way more interesting, right? Huh? Your man? Your husband who loves
ya? Who is always ready to go at a moments notice for you?” Newton said, brows raising in a way that might have been meant
to be suggestive but ended up vaguely comical. Hermann sighed,
looking to his notepad. He wasn’t as irritated by his behavior as he
might have been years and years before; now, he found his desire for
Hermann’s attention something he should boast to others about. The
way that Newton desired him
was an intoxicating thought.

But
not at that moment. At that moment, he needed to do last minute prep
for his presentation. Which was in ten minutes. The last thing he needed was to
get worked up before he had to speak on technical matters to a room
full of academics.

“Neglected?
I hardly neglect you, Newton. I’ve been busy, of course, but you’ve
been with me doing your own presentations. We’re on this tour together.” Hermann said, hands
resting on Newton’s sides. It was one of his favorite places to
touch, soft and warm, comforting and familiar. Newton’s arms draped
over his shoulders, and he pressed their foreheads together. He had a
habit of trying to get as close as he could physically; the man had
no respect for personal space when it came to Hermann (not that he
was complaining, really, but the timing was all wrong).

“I
know, but between presentations you know I’m all yours. A resource
you’re greatly
under-utilizing.” Newton whined.

“Don’t
try to tempt me using my distaste for wasted resources. You aren’t a
resource, you’re my husband, and I have literally… eight minutes
now before I have to go out there, and the walk will take me two. I
don’t have time for this!” Hermann plead with him, but there was no
finality to his voice. The truth of the matter was that if Newton
wanted him to stay where he was, he would. He would skip the
presentation. He would cancel the whole damned tour and stay in bed
with Newton for the next month if he wanted it.

But
Newton just smiled, leaning in to kiss him. It wasn’t a chaste kiss,
but it wasn’t passionate either. It was comfortable, their mouths
slotting together the way they always did, lazy and familiar.
Hermann’s heart still beat a little harder, though, and when Newton
pulled back he couldn’t help but sigh.

“You
do love making things difficult for me, don’t you?” Hermann smiled.

“You
know it, grandpa. Now come on. The sooner you get this presentation
done the sooner we can go back to the hotel and bang.” Newton said,
voice cheerful as he removed himself from his lap. Hermann wasn’t
sure exactly when Newton saying the word ‘bang’ had conditioned a
Pavlovian reaction to occur within his body, but the moment he said
it his cheeks began to heat up and he found himself thankful that he
went with boxer-briefs that day to accompany his baggy trousers.

“You
little devil.” Hermann mumbled as he stood.

“Your
little devil.” Newton grinned, fixing his tie. “Now go get ‘em,
tiger.”