that post thats like “call out posts cancelled, she’s now my gf (long story)” but newmann
hermann going to the marshall: complaint files against dr geiszler cancelled, he’s now my bf (long story)
Tag: canon
Hermann, rolling his eyes: You’ve really worked on your banter, haven’t you?
Newt: No, not really. This is a different thing; it’s spontaneous and it’s called wit.
hopping on another bandwagon
is this not how this scene went
Tony: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Stephen: I don’t know, how are yo-
Quill, from across the room: I’m doing fine thanks!
so this is basically newmann
pls imagine: newt and hermann are in seperate countries with a decent time difference, and newt – in a meeting with some dudes – has to clarify a very important detail with hermann so he phones herm. where herm is its like 5am or somethin so hermann is Not Awake yet and answers “newt’n?” REALLY MUMBLY, so it sounds like he just said “Newt?” and herm NEVER calls him newt so newt just turns and goes “i think my boyfriends dying if you’ll excuse me i have to buy a plane ticket to atlanta”
omg omg omg









