Newt: I’m not afraid to be alone in this cell with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.
Newt:
Newt: Pizza shops, cruise ships, kaiju biology, my mother never loved me, I’m gonna die alone, oh boy, that happened fast.

pizzahualcoyotl:

miss–kiwi:

scullysthumbtacks:

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

The problem with infinity war is that now all those posts that are like “imagine b99 in the mcu” or whatever now imply a scene where Amy clutches Jake as he crumbles into dust

“This isn’t right” Amy cries as Jake bravely smiles and says “title of our sex tape” except he’s dust before the end of the sentence LISTEN THATS JUST THE SUBTEXT NOW OF ALL YOUR COOL MCU CROSSOVER POSTS

2 approaches to angst